I like little boys

I am rooting for a boy. A 6"2' lefthanded boy who throws about 92 miles per hour with natural movement with his pitches. I anticipate acting as his agent as he signs extremely lucrative deals with either the Cubs or the Mets (if it is the White Sox or Yankees, we will disown him). By 2027 he will be 19, and MLB contracts will be ridiculously large. So by then, we will be able to buy the entire Lake Delavan, and rename it, so everyone will come to the Cohen fireman ball, as opposed to the Lake Delavan fireman ball. Can't wait to see you then.

p.s. if we don't hear from you between now and then, you are still invited, as long as you bring scotch.