Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The nerve!

So as a pregnant woman, you have to put up with a lot of obnoxious comments from people -- most of them people you don't even know that well. "Was it planned?" ("Yes, but that's really none of your business..."); "You just got married -- you guys move fast!" ("Thanks, we've been together almost seven years..."), etc. You get the idea.

But yesterday I really got a double whopper. I ran into a secretary at work that I haven't seen since the beginning of summer.

Her: Wow! I didn't know you were pregnant! You look like you're due any day now!

Me: Actually, I'm not due until December -- more than three months to go!

She should have taken this as her clue that she was skating on thin (pun intended) ice. But she didn't.

Her: Oh...well, are you having twins?

Me: No, just one baby.

And she didn't stop there.

Her: Are you sure? You're really big!

I am growing a person inside of me -- can you please cut me a bit of slack?

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